Thursday, January 26, 2006
Learning Chinese (the easy way)
I hope this puts a smile on your face and makes you laugh as hard as I did Learning Chinese the Easy Way!
1) That's not right: Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?: Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP: Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid man: Dum Fuk
5) Small horse: Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?: Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table: Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift: Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here: Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet: Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone: No Pah King
12) Staying out of sight" Lei Ying Lo
13) He's cleaning his automobile : Wa Shing Ka
14) Your body odor is offensive : Yu Stin Ki Pu
15) Great: Fa Kin Su Pah
*kisses
Tuesday, January 24, 2006
The Lonely Women's guide to boredom
Take 20 words and define* at will.
1. ackee- food that can't exist without saltfish, and bammy, and breadfruit and
yam and hard- dough bread from "Yummy"
2. aloe- word that refuses to be "a-l-o-n-e"!
3. bejeweled- the fervent wish to marry
4. benevolent- the emotion that follows bejeweled after realizing that one isn't
married and is immediately followed with thoughts or acts of
violence.
5. calculus- extended state of confusing thoughts
6. coconut- derivative of "loco" and "nut; crazy one
7. coffee- rejuvenation medicine
8. embodiment- shape couch takes after sitting on it for 4 or more hours
watching TV
9. euphony- talking on the phone
10. ginger- state when lonliness brings on the Gin
11. Jamaica- a home well missed
12. Kalamazoo- fantasy place where boredom doesn't exist
13. love- a noun meaning "state that doesn't exist"; fantasy
14. martyr- boring shows on tv
15. omnibus- traveling thought
16. ostentatious- tasteless display of infomercials
17. oxymoron- clearasil ads on tv
18. pitter patter- tears of boredom
19. supercalafragilisticespialidocious- EXTREME height of anxiety brought on by
boredom
20. synagogue- to sing along (annoyingly) to ads on tv
*hope you get it.
-kisses
